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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}

{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}

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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}

{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}

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Knightsridge is an area of the town of Livingston in West Lothian, Scotland. Knightsridge lies to the north of the town.

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Cyprididae is \"the most diverse group of freshwater ostracods\". It contains over 1000 species, which represents 50% of the known species of freshwater ostracods. Around 60% of genera in the family are endemic to a single zoogeographic region. The family contains 16 subfamilies, and is most diverse in the Afrotropical realm, with over 300 species in 45 genera. Many Cyprididae occur in temporary water bodies and have drought-resistant eggs, mixed/parthenogenetic reproduction and ability to swim. These biological attributes pre-adapt them to form successful radiations in these habitats. Bennelongia is an interesting genus in the family Cyprididae. It may be the last true descendant of the Mesozoic lineage of Cypridea, which was a dominant lineage of ostracod in non-marine waters in the Cretaceous.

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